awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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    1.Kissed a girl?
    2.Kissed a boy?
    3.Had sex in public?
    4.What’s your religion?
    5.What does your URL mean?
    6.Reason you joined tumblr?
    7.Do you have any nicknames?
    8.Do you like bubble bath?
    9.Kissed in the rain?
    10.Dyed your hair?
    11.Soup or salad?
    12.Vegetable or meat?
    13.Go out drinking?
    14.Smoke cigarettes?
    15.Smoke weed?
    16.Do any hard drugs?
    17.Have you had sex today?
    18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
    19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
    20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
    21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
    22.Tried to commit suicide?
    23.The last time you felt broken?
    24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
    25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
    26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
    27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
    28.Do you sing in the shower?
    29.Do you dance in the car?
    30.Where were you yesterday?
    31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
    32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
    33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
    34.Is Christmas stressful?
    35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
    36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
    37.Do you believe in ghosts?
    38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
    39.Take a vitamin daily?
    40.Wear slippers?
    41.Wear a bath robe?
    42.What do you wear to bed?
    43.Do you want to get married?
    44.Can you curl your tongue?
    Relationship preference:
    45.How many relationships have you had?
    46.How can I win your heart?
    47.what makes a great relationship?
    48.Shy OR open?
    50.Religious OR non-religious?
    51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
    52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
    53.Piercings OR no piercings?
    54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
    55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
    ask me these, please? : )

daddyslittlepunker:

fahrlight:

seananmcguire:

jimhines:

ursulavernon:

blood-stained-clouds:

ew—-society:

courageisthekeytohappiness:

i’m in love with peter pan. 

you forgot my favorite one

Ah, damnit Internet, you made me cry before breakfast.

Now I want to be Peter Pan when I grow up. Which is confusing on multiple levels…

I love him so.

CRYING

"that’ll take you somewhere weird" bless him 

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"when she was 7, a boy pushed her on the playground
she fell headfirst into the dirt and came up with a mouthful of gravel and lines of blood chasing each other down her legs
when she told her teacher what happened, she laughed and said ‘boys will be boys honey don’t let it bother you
he probably just thinks you’re cute’
but the thing is,
when you tell a little girl who has rocks in her teeth and scabs on her knees that hurt and attention are the same
you teach her that boys show their affection through aggression
and she grows into a young woman who constantly mistakes the two
because no one ever taught her the difference
‘boys will be boys’
turns into
‘that’s how he shows his love’
and bruises start to feel like the imprint of lips
she goes to school with a busted mouth in high school and says she was hit with a basketball instead of his fist
the one adult she tells scolds her
‘you know he loses his temper easily
why the hell did you have to provoke him?’
so she shrinks
folds into herself, flinches every time a man raises his voice
by the time she’s 16 she’s learned her job well
be quiet, be soft, be easy
don’t give him a reason
but for all her efforts, he still finds one
‘boys will be boys’ rings in her head
‘boys will be boys
he doesn’t mean it
he can’t help it’
she’s 7 years old on the playground again
with a mouth full of rocks and blood that tastes like copper love
because boys will be boys baby don’t you know
that’s just how he shows he cares
she’s 18 now and they’re drunk
in the split second it takes for her words to enter his ears they’re ruined
like a glass heirloom being dropped between the hands of generations
she meant them to open his arms but they curl his fists and suddenly his hands are on her and her head hits the wall and all of the goddamn words in the world couldn’t save them in this moment
she touches the bruise the next day
boys will be boys
aggression, affection, violence, love
how does she separate them when she learned so early that they’re inextricably bound, tangled in a constant tug-of-war
she draws tally marks on her walls ratios of kisses to bruises
one entire side of her bedroom turns purple, one entire side of her body
boys will be boys will be boys will be boys
when she’s 20, a boy touches her hips and she jumps
he asks her who the hell taught her to be scared like that and she wants to laugh
doesn’t he know that boys will be boys?
it took her 13 years to unlearn that lesson from the playground
so I guess what I’m trying to say is
i will talk until my voice is hoarse so that my little sister understands that aggression and affection are two entirely separate things
baby they exist in difference universes
my niece can’t even speak yet but I think I’ll start with her now
don’t ever accept the excuse that boys will be boys
don’t ever let him put his hands on you like that
if you see hate blazing in his eyes don’t you ever confuse it with love
baby love won’t hurt when it comes
you won’t have to hide it under long sleeves during the summer
and
the only reason he should ever reach out his hand
is to hold yours"
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Fortesa Latifi - Boys Will Be Boys 

(And Why That Is The Stupidest Thing You Could Ever Say To A Little Girl)

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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maryjblige:

wilhedivahater:

confusedtree:

On the one hand it’s pretty cool that the Harry Potter universe is getting another film. On the other hand this seems to be driven largely by Rowling’s world-building and… well… I mean, I guess I’ll see it drunk

rowling’s worldbuilding…

    me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
    me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

wasthatnotsideblog:

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

thanks

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nhude:

I wanna meet someone’s who’s going to be like ‘hey wake up I’m taking you on an adventure’

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"When I say I want to travel I don’t mean I want to stay at resorts and go on tours with tour guides or buy key chains from souvenir shops. I don’t want to be a tourist. When I say I want to travel I mean I want to explore another country and become part of it. I want to discover small coffee shops in Germany and Italy and France. I want to walk on beaches in Australia and browse the book stores of England. I want to hike the Great Wall of China and go cliff diving in Hawaii I want to meet people who are not like me, but people who I can like all the same. I want to take pictures of things and places and people I meet. I want my mind to be in constant awe of life on earth. I want to see things with new eyes. I want to look at a map and be able to remember how I was transformed by the places I’ve been to the things I’ve seen and the people I’ve met. I want to come home and realize that I have not come home whole but have left a piece of my heart in each place I have been. This, I think, is what is at the heart of Adventure and this is why I plan on making my life one."