thatsmoderatelyraven:

my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever

(via thetowndrugdealer)

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via pornstarwars)

wealthyblackmormon:

nyehs:

DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD

Two negatives make a positive

(via carbonated-breast-milk)

tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

(via carbonated-breast-milk)

gwenlightened:

I want this written across my ceiling.

(Source: thecottonproject, via j0ye)

    French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
    American Friend: THOUSAND?
    French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

josephemil:

5secondsofteasing:

relationship goals

Honestly I loved this show no shame in my game

(Source: heylizgillies, via carbonated-breast-milk)

"It’s easy to love someone when they’re happy. What’s hard is loving someone when they’re crying on the bathroom floor at 2am because everything came crashing down at once."
- Midnight thoughts (via lovequotesrus)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via manic-sociopath-321)